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Tobie: Welcome to Just Roll With It!
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Ramon and Kaylin: Just Roll With It. Just Roll With It.
- (bell ringing) - (kids cheering)
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(audience cheering)
(all cheering)
Welcome to Just Roll With It!
(audience cheering)
When you hear this sound:
(foghorn blares)
You vote on what happens to us!
- Ramon: Yeah! - (audience cheering)
We know! You say this every week!
Sorry, sir, but some people are watching for the first time.
Well, I just want to vote to dump stuff on you.
(stammers): Hey! Sometimes we improvise.
Sometimes it's more of a game-based situation...
Dump stuff! Dump stuff!
Audience (chanting): Dump stuff! Dump stuff! Dump stuff! Dump stuff!
Dump stuff! Dump stuff! Dump stuff...
(audience cheering)
You heard them. Looks like we're gonna have to...
All: Just Roll With It!
- Suzi: Woo! - (audience cheering)
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Mom, I swear I didn't do it!
Right. So the principal just gave you a detention for no reason?
Exactly. I'm a patsy. I was set up!
I'm being targeted by the school board!
They want to get rid of all the cool kids.
Uh-oh. Blair, what did you do now?
Apparently, she spray-painted the school hallway.
Blair, they need that hallway to connect the classrooms.
And now, instead of accepting the three days of detention,
she wants to fight the charge in student court.
Oh, student court.
I love courtroom shows. What time does it come on?
The school started it last year.
It's where a jury of your peers decide whether a kid is guilty or innocent
of a crime.
Cool, cool. But what channel?
Dad, there is no channel!
You need to stop watching those dumb judge shows.
Don't you talk that way about Judge Jethro Joe Jankens.
He's the smartest man on TV.
And I don't just watch court shows. See?
- (foghorn blares) - (audience cheering)
Ha, ha, ha!
- (bell dings three times) - Announcer: Time to vote.
What show is Byron watching?
First thing you're gonna do is walk over to wardrobe,
where you'll each be given a complete new wardrobe with wigs.
(Kaylin and Ramon yelling)
Then you will step onto a set,
and do what, uh... He won't be called Penworth.
What he says.
Announcer: Now back to the scene.
Man: Rolling.
Director: Action.
Don't you talk that way about Judge Jethro Joe Jankens.
He's the smartest man on TV.
And I don't just watch court shows. See?
(game show music playing)
Thank you. Welcome to You've Got Skillz!
(audience cheering)
I'm your host, Brent Bigstar.
Let's meet our celebrity judges.
(audience cheering)
Here he is, the artist formerly known as Jester,
and washed-up pop star Fat Stacks!
(cheering)
Hey, how are you?
Owen: Hey, man. Good to see you.
Go ahead and have a seat at your judges' table.
I must admit, Brent, I have no idea what this show is about.
Bigstar: (laughs) Let's meet our contestants,
Mosey and Josie Tumbleweed.
(audience cheering)
- Yo, yo, yo. - Blair: Howdy, y'all.
- We decided to blend in with the common folk today. - Yay!
Now, Mosey and Josie have a very unique talent
they're gonna show us tonight. Isn't that right, ladies?
- Oh. - Well.
- Well... - We are going to do...
- I can... I act like a horse, and she rides me. - Yes.
(both laughing)
Actually, uh... that actually wasn't the talent we heard you were doing.
- Uh... - Really?
We actually heard you were doing this thing.
- Oh! It's different. - That's right, Brent.
Our talent is a surfer-themed,
- Chin Face Theater routine! - (Blair laughs)
(both laughing)
Okay, Mosey and Josie, now's your chance to prove...
You've Got Skillz!
You here to ride giants with me, my dude? Man.
The sun is so scorch-y, it makes me wish I could close my eyes.
Rachel: Yeah.
If you look straight at the sun, it sort of looks like the moon.
(chuckling)
- Shocka! - Rachel: Shocka, shocka!
You know what I always say? Surf's up, chins up, bruh.
(Blair and Rachel chuckling)
Double trouble in the stubble, you know what I mean?
What kind of face do you make when you see a shark?
Both: Aah!
Urgh. Uh.
(laughing)
Do you ever just try to eat your sunglasses?
(laughs)
- Oh, yeah. - Owen: Ha!
(audience laughing)
All right, let's hear it for our Chin Face Theater!
(audience cheering)
Judges, what do you think?
- Ya'll should take this act on the road. - Yeah.
- Very far from here. - Yep.
Do you think Mosey and Josie got the skillz
to advance to the next round?
Uh, yeah, that's gonna be a no from me, dawg.
- Oh. - Yeah, that's a no from me, too.
All right, well, you know what? Two noes is better than one no.
- At least we're consistent. - (laughs)
See you next week on You've Got Skillz!
See? (laughs)
Dad, that show is terrible. It's gonna rot your brain.
And how do you not know about student court?
I serve as one of the lawyers.
Uh-huh. Love you too, son. (laughs)
I don't know, Blair. Student court is too risky.
If you lose the case, which, let's get real, you will,
they might suspend you.
Your mom's right. You're what Judge Jethro Joe Jankens would refer to as...
(in deep Southern accent): "A mouse, with cheese all over your whiskas."
I didn't do it. I can't believe you guys don't believe me,
just because I have a long history of lying to you.
Huh.
A career criminal charged with a crime she claims she didn't commit.
Sounds like you need a good lawyer.
Perhaps one with a perfect win streak?
Ruth?
No, Blair. Me! Try and keep up.
I'm taking your case. Say hello to your new lawyer!
Thank you. At least someone believes I'm innocent.
Well, sure.
Be careful, Owen. If I could give you some legal advice,
"When you wrassle a hog in the mud..."
Byron and Rachel: "You're bound to get a mouthful of dirty bacon."
You watch Judge Jethro Joe Jankens, too?
I love him. He's so folksy.
Byron and Rachel (in Southern accent): "I'm fixin' to take a nap.
E'rbody's guilty. Heh, heh, heh. Heh, heh, heh."
Mom, why do I have to wear this dumb dress?
I look like a corny dork.
It was Owen's idea. He said corny dorks don't commit crimes.
Now come here. I want to dork up your hair.
Oh, gross!
Now I smell like probiotic yogurt.
♪ Student court, do-do-do-do-do ♪
- ♪ Student court... ♪ - Again, Byron, this is serious.
She might get suspended.
♪ She could get suspended in student court, do-do-do-do ♪
♪ Do-do-do-do-do, Let's go get front row seats ♪
♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪
- Ruth enters. ♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪ - (whispers): Stop.
Ruth? You're joining my defense team?
This is awesome.
I am working this case,
but I'm working against you.
Mr. Penworth assigned me to the prosecution, so I...
guess I have to lock you up. Please don't hate me!
Traitor!
I'm sorry. But you won't believe this.
I'm working with Topher, and he's a total hunk.
Oh, my gosh. You're working with that good-looking dum-dum?
Go on, get it, girl!
(stumbling footsteps)
(thuds)
Mr. Penworth: By the power vested in me by student court,
I officially declare this... "court time."
You may now begin your opening legalese.
- (gavel pounds) - ♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪
The Internet defines vandalism as the destruction of public or private property.
(tapping on phone)
(softly): Topher, that's when you're supposed to hold up the photo.
Uh, it's right here.
Exhibit A. Two "Bs."
We believe these to stand for none other than...
Blair Bennett.
(all gasp)
Oh, it's goin' down. Poor girl's gonna fry.
Ladies and gentlemen of the court,
I know my client is no angel.
She's the reason we're not allowed to go on field trips until 2025.
She's the reason we're only allowed to eat with spoons in the cafeteria.
Let us not forget about lawnmower-gate.
Owen, this isn't helping.
But we cannot assume her guilt based on previous actions.
The fact of the matter is, there is no evidence linking my client to the crime.
I would like to move for a full dismissal of all charges.
Thank you.
Let's see what Ruth and Mr. Cheekbones do with that.
I would like to call to the stand Norvin Schnuckle,
who saw the whole thing and said Blair did it.
- That's a lie. I object! - (clattering)
- (all gasping) - Ruth: Let the record show
that a can of spray paint just fell out of the accused's backpack,
and it's the exact same color of the graffiti in the school hallway.
- (all gasping) - I'm so sorry.
(chuckles) Man, this is getting juicy.
I hope they don't cut to some stupid commercial right now.
Byron, this is not a TV show.
(audience cheering)
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(monotonously): My name is Norvin Schnuckle.
I'm 13 years old. Gemini.
I'm looking for someone who isn't into playing games.
Yes, I've been hurt before, but with the help of my best buds,
I'm ready to put myself back out there.
(sighs) It was just one dance, Norvin.
Now, please tell the court what you saw on the day in question.
Well, I was hanging out after school with my main bros,
Checkers and Elijah.
We were shootin' some vids for our web channel, The Basement Bruhs...
when I saw Blair spray-painting the hallway.
She was like a different person. It was insane.
Like having a front row seat to evil.
I tried to stop her, but my cowardice got the better of me.
I said nothing.
I live with that shame every waking moment.
So will Checkers. Elijah seems fine.
I object. None of that happened.
He's lying!
- (gavel pounding) - Blair Bennett, no more outbursts!
You are in contempt of court!
(foghorn blares)
(audience cheering)
Announcer: Okay, audience.
- What should Blair's consequence be? - (bell dings three times)
All: Not guilty!
Group (chanting): Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!
Man: Whatever Mr. Penworth says, we follow his orders.
Announcer: Okay. That's it. Votes are in.
Let's go back to the scene.
- Director: Action. - (gavel pounding)
Blair Bennett, no more outbursts! You are in contempt of court!
Now you must do
the Punishment Song and Dance Challenge!
- (bell dings) - (audience cheering)
You will sing the apology song
provided to you on the screen.
Some of the lyrics for this song are blank.
- Blair will have to improvise the missing lyrics. - Whoa.
- Bring it on. - I'm gonna help her. I'm gonna...
Mr. Penworth: Hmm.
Drop that beat!
Thank you.
♪ Your Honor, I'm not bad no more ♪
♪ I just follow rules ♪
♪ I done learned my lesson, I ain't nobody's... person ♪
♪ All my good grades are gonna make you weep ♪
♪ Because I'm not bad no more, I just stomp my feet ♪
♪ I'm good, I promise I will never do something bad again ♪
♪ I'd rather take calls than paint up this gym ♪
- ♪ I promise I don't wanna be bad no more ♪ - ♪ Uh-huh ♪
- ♪ Because if I do I'm gonna fall on the floor ♪ - Audience: Hey!
- ♪ Fall on the floor ♪ - Byron: Oh, oh.
- ♪ Fall on the floor ♪ - Audience: Hey!
♪ If I do I fall on the floor ♪
(audience cheering)
Yeah!
Blair and Owen, that was awful. Have a seat.
Before we take our seat, can I have a sidebar with my client, though?
Thank you.
New strategy. Plea deal.
You don't get suspended. You take the three days' detention.
I can't believe it. You think I'm guilty?
A can of spray paint tumbled out of your bag!
That was for a different and completely unrelated scheme.
The point is, everyone in this courtroom thinks you're guilty,
so it doesn't matter what I think.
It matters to me. You're my brother.
I thought you were on my side.
You know what?
Judge Penworth,
I would like to fire my legal counsel!
(all gasping)
Then who will be representing you?
The only person who truly believes in me.
Myself.
Why is this not on TV? (chuckles)
(mournful saxophone music playing)
Hey, there, Owen. How's the big trial going?
Not good, Bonesy. I got fired.
I've been there. I got disbarred in '99.
But things turned out okay. A kindly woman lets me sleep in her basement.
That might sound pretty lonely.
But I fashioned me a best friend out of pillows.
Her name is Matthew, and she's a real gossip.
You want to know what she says about you?
Uh, Bonesy, I gotta go.
I swear I didn't do it!
A kindly woman lets me sleep in her basement.
Don't forget to check out The Basement Bruhs...
(echoing): Basement Bruhs... Basement Bruhs...
Oh, my gosh.
You hear the voices, too?
(audience cheering)
(clears throat) Ma'am, please state your name for the court.
It's Rachel Bennett-Blatt. I'm Blair's mom.
I know my daughter can be bad sometimes.
Not bad-bad, just normal bad.
Uh... except for the time with the catapult.
And the... lasagna and the washing machine.
- And who could forget about... - (foghorn blares)
I know you do! I know you do! No, no, no.
- (bell dings three times) - Announcer: Last vote.
What was Blair's unforgettable caper?
We're about to see lawnmower-gate.
Everybody is going back to the courtroom,
- with the exception of Blair and Mr. Penworth. - (laughing)
Host: And let's go back to the scene.
Director: Action.
And who can forget the time
she made the World's Biggest Lemon Pudding Pinata?
- (bell dings) - (audience cheering)
I remember it like it was yesterday.
For my science fair project,
I made an extremely complex,
gravity-bending lowering machine
to reveal the world's biggest lemon pudding pinata.
Well, I'm not sure what's scientific about a pinata, but...
I'll go with it.
(clatters)
(fluttering)
(bursting)
(audience cheering)
Okay, Mr. Penworth, it's your turn to hit the pinata.
(thuds)
(hydraulic hissing)
(audience exclaiming)
(gasps)
(audience cheering)
(audience exclaiming)
(laughing)
Okay, Blair.
That was really, really bad.
Well. (chuckles) That... That one was bad-bad.
Right?
Oh, no. I shouldn't have said that. Uh...
That's it. No more questions. Actually,
you know what? Can I start over?
Just go back to your seat, Mom.
- Rachel: Thank you. - No further questions.
Ever.
As Judge Jethro Joe Jankens would say,
"You done cracked like a egg on a Yankee skillet."
The jury will take a recess, so they can make their decision.
Take as much time as you need.
Be sure to carefully consider...
- Stop the trial! - (thuds)
Blair didn't do it! And I can prove who did!
This is highly unorthodox.
But very exciting. Go on.
Something about this case didn't sit right.
As I was mulling over the facts and tuning out Bonesy, something hit me.
Blair had no motive for the crime.
Plus, we all know she'd never hang out after school
if she didn't have detention.
That's true! She hates this place!
Everyone assumed B. B. meant Blair Bennett.
But what if it meant something else?
(rock music playing)
(clattering)
(flatly): Scooter for life!
(clattering)
(spray can hisses)
All: Basement Bruhs!
Okay, Owen. I think we can all agree...
that video was epic. (laughs)
But I'm sorry. How does it pertain to this case?
The B. B. in the school hallway
is identical to the B. B. on the video!
It stands for Basement Bruhs!
The real criminal is... Norvin Schnuckle!
Yes!
(flatly): I only have one thing to say.
(screaming): You haven't seen the last...
of Norvin Schnuckle!
You think you've beaten me?
This is only the beginning! I am Akron!
- (punching) - Byron: Whoa! Oh!
- (clatters) - Oh, no! He's got a grappling hook!
- (hook clanks) - Tudge, do your thing!
(yells) No! Aah! No! I am Akron!
I am this town! I am this town, you hear me?
I am this town!
(pounding)
Well, based off this explosive new development,
I guess I have no choice but to find Blair...
not guilty.
- (Owen screams) - (audience cheering)
Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
Wow. I guess we make a pretty good team after all.
Not really. We almost wrongfully convicted an innocent person.
Right. We'll get 'em next time.
Blair, I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
It was just your extensive history of minor crimes,
and your pathological willingness to lie to our family members
that made me think you weren't telling the truth.
There were some real big words in there.
So I'm just going to assume you apologized.
Thanks for believing in me, Owen.
Geez. That Norvin kid seems like a real bad egg.
Both: You think?
As Judge Jethro Joe Jankens would say...
"And that's fixin' to be the end of our show!"
Y'all have been a rootin', tootin' great crowd!
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(audience cheering)
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